Mensa

Last year, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco. Mensa, as you know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.

Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe.

When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand?

Clearly — this was a job for Mensa minds.

The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer.

They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution.

“Ma’am,” they said,” we couldn’t help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker pepper.” But before they could finish ………. the waitress interrupted.

“Oh — sorry about that.”

She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.

There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

That reminds me of the government, doesn’t it. Solutions to our problems should be so simple, but the brilliant minds in Washington always seem to make them so difficult.

January 1, 2016

As a brief reminder for those who forgot or for many that didn’t know.

Here is what happened, quietly, on January 1, 2016

Medicare tax went from 1.45% to 2.35%

Top Income tax bracket went from 35% to 39.6%

Top Income payroll tax went from 37.4% to 52.2%

Capital Gains tax went from 15% to 28%

Dividend tax went from 15% to 39.6%

Estate tax went from 0% to 55%

A 3.5% Real Estate transaction tax was added.

Remember these facts:
These taxes were all passed solely with Democrat votes.

Not a single Republican voted for these new taxes.

These taxes were all passed in the Affordable Care Act, aka “ObamaCare”.

If you think that it is important that everyone in the U.S.
should know this – as there are many millions who don’t-
then pass it on. Remember this when you vote in November for Congress, Senate, and a new President.

Think about this!

NO WONDER DEMOCRATS CAN LIE SO EASILY.

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How to get $75k in benefits for you and your girlfriend.

Follow these proven steps.

Don’t get married to her.

Use your mom’s address for your mail.

The guy buys a house.

Guy rents out house to his girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.

Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom house.

Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare,  so guy doesn’t have to pay out the butt for family insurance.

Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother.

Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps.

Girlfriend gets free cell phone.

Girlfriend gets free utilities.

Guy moves into house, but uses mom’s house to get mail.

Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now you both get to claim head of house hold at $1800 credit.

Girlfriend gets disability for being “crazy” or having a “bad back” at $1800 a month and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.  A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars.   An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets…$21,600  disability + $10,800  free housing  + $6,000   free Obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 Pell Grant money to spend + $12,000  a year in college tuition free from Pell Grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother.  Bottom line is that is $75,000 a year in benefits. Now you know why the country is 18 + trillion in debt, and your children will pay the price!

Deer Hunting Question

Looking forward to hunting season but I do have a question. If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn’t really a buck? I mean … maybe he’d always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet … on the inside he’d always known he was truly a female.

I’m just wondering if the game warden will buy it, because our current society and the Supreme Court do.

…..Just saying…..

Some good words from Herbert Hoover

My friend from Florida sent me this brief history of Herbert Hoover. He has some very words for socialism.

Herbert Hoover was born Aug. 10, 1874.

His Quaker mother taught Sunday School and spoke at Friend’s meetings before dying when he was ten. Hoover lived on an Indian Reservation in Oklahoma before moving to Oregon. He worked his way through Stanford University doing laundry, delivering papers and working for the U.S.
Geological Survey. He became a world-renowned engineer.

Trapped in China when the Boxer Rebellion broke out in 1900, Herbert Hoover directed the building of barricades under heavy fire while his wife worked in the hospital. In World War I, at the request of the American Consul, Hoover helped 120,000 Americans stranded in Europe return home. He directed the feeding of Belgium after Kaiser Wilhelm II overran it and orchestrated feeding the Allied nations while avoiding rationing at home. After the war, Herbert Hoover arranged the feeding of millions starving in Central Europe and Russia. He served as Secretary of Commerce for Presidents Harding and Coolidge.

Of President Harding, Hoover wrote in his memoirs (published 1952):
“(Harding) had another side which was not good. His political associates had been men of the type of Albert B. Fall (Teapot Dome Scandal) … Harry Daugherty (bootlegging scandal) … Charles Forbes (embezzled $225,000). … He enjoyed the company of these men (in) weekly White House poker parties … the play lasted most of the night. … It irked me to see it in the White House.”

In 1927, the Mississippi River flooded, leaving 1.5 million people displaced from their homes. Herbert Hoover mobilized state and local authorities, militia, army engineers, the Coast Guard and the American Red Cross, and set up health units which stamped out malaria, pellagra and typhoid, gaining him national appreciation.

In 1929, Herbert Hoover became the 31st U.S. president. In his inaugural, March 4, 1929, President Herbert Hoover entreated:

“Ill-considered remedies for our faults brings only penalties after them. But if we hold the faith of the men in our mighty past who created these ideals, we shall leave them heightened and strengthened for our children. … I ask the help of Almighty God in this service to my country.”

Less than eight months later, the stock market crashed due to domestic and international conditions.

Though implementing a volunteerism plan of aid through the states, political opposition tended to prolong recovery, thereby sabotaging his re-election.

Hoover warned in a speech at Madison Square Garden, New York, Oct. 31, 1932, against his opponent’s collectivist “New Deal” plans of the government taking control of businesses: “To enter upon a series of deep changes … would be to undermine and destroy our American system. … No man who has not occupied my position in Washington can fully realize the constant battle which must be carried on against incompetence, corruption, tyranny of government expanded into business activities. … Free speech does not live many hours after free industry and free commerce die.”

In 1935, the Hoover Dam was dedicated. Later that year, Sept. 17, 1935, Herbert Hoover stated in San Diego, California: “Our Constitution … is based upon certain inalienable freedoms and protections which in no event the government may infringe. … It does not require a lawyer to interpret those provisions. They are as clear as the Ten Commandments. … Behind them is the conception which is the highest development of the Christian faith – the conception of individual freedom with brotherhood.”

Herbert Hoover proposed a solution to the Middle East crisis which was reported in a Scripps-Howard Press interview, Nov. 19, 1945: “My own suggestion is that Iraq might be … the scene of resettlement of the Arabs from Palestine. This would clear Palestine completely for a large Jewish emigration and colonization. A suggestion of transfer of the Arab people of Palestine was made by the British Labor Party in December, 1944.”

His entire life Hoover refused payment for public service.

At a reception for his 80th birthday in West Branch, Iowa, Aug. 10, 1954, Herbert Hoover stated: “I have witnessed on the ground in 20 nations the workings of the philosophy of that anti-Christ, Karl Marx. … I want to say something … not in the tones of Jeremiah but in the spirit of Saint Paul. … Our Founding Fathers did not invent the priceless boon of individual freedom and respect for the dignity of men. That great gift to mankind sprang from the Creator and not from governments. …

“Today the Socialist virus and poison gas generated by Karl Marx and Friedreich Engels have spread into every nation on the earth. … Their dogma is absolute materialism which defies truth and religious faith. …”

Hoover continued: “A nation is strong or weak, it thrives or perishes upon what it believes to be true. If our youth are rightly instructed in the faith of our fathers … then our power will be stronger.”

Hoover concluded: “To this whole gamut of Socialist infections, I say to you … God has blessed us with … heritage. The great documents of that heritage are not from Karl Marx. They are from the Bible, the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States.

Within them alone can the safeguards of freedom survive.”

In his Memorial Day address at Valley Forge, Pennsylvania, 1931, President Herbert Hoover stated: “If, by the grace of God, we stand steadfast in our great traditions through this time of stress, we shall insure that we and our sons and daughters shall see these fruits increased many fold.”

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