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Last year, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco. Mensa, as you know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.
Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe.
When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand?
Clearly — this was a job for Mensa minds.
The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer.
They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution.
“Ma’am,” they said,” we couldn’t help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker pepper.” But before they could finish ………. the waitress interrupted.
“Oh — sorry about that.”
She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.
There was dead silence at the Mensa table.
That reminds me of the government, doesn’t it. Solutions to our problems should be so simple, but the brilliant minds in Washington always seem to make them so difficult.
As a brief reminder for those who forgot or for many that didn’t know.
Here is what happened, quietly, on January 1, 2016
Medicare tax went from 1.45% to 2.35%
Top Income tax bracket went from 35% to 39.6%
Top Income payroll tax went from 37.4% to 52.2%
Capital Gains tax went from 15% to 28%
Dividend tax went from 15% to 39.6%
Estate tax went from 0% to 55%
A 3.5% Real Estate transaction tax was added.
Remember these facts:
These taxes were all passed solely with Democrat votes.
Not a single Republican voted for these new taxes.
These taxes were all passed in the Affordable Care Act, aka “ObamaCare”.
If you think that it is important that everyone in the U.S.
should know this – as there are many millions who don’t-
then pass it on. Remember this when you vote in November for Congress, Senate, and a new President.
NO WONDER DEMOCRATS CAN LIE SO EASILY.
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How to get $75k in benefits for you and your girlfriend.
Follow these proven steps.
Don’t get married to her.
Use your mom’s address for your mail.
The guy buys a house.
Guy rents out house to his girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.
Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom house.
Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare, so guy doesn’t have to pay out the butt for family insurance.
Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother.
Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps.
Girlfriend gets free cell phone.
Girlfriend gets free utilities.
Guy moves into house, but uses mom’s house to get mail.
Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now you both get to claim head of house hold at $1800 credit.
Girlfriend gets disability for being “crazy” or having a “bad back” at $1800 a month and never has to work again.
This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people. A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars. An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets…$21,600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free Obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 Pell Grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell Grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother. Bottom line is that is $75,000 a year in benefits. Now you know why the country is 18 + trillion in debt, and your children will pay the price!
Looking forward to hunting season but I do have a question. If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn’t really a buck? I mean … maybe he’d always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet … on the inside he’d always known he was truly a female.
I’m just wondering if the game warden will buy it, because our current society and the Supreme Court do.
…..Just saying…..