Women on Aircraft Carriers

Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private “OFF LIMITS” area on all aircraft carriers.

While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, “Female sleeping quarters will be “out-of-bounds” for all males.

Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time.”

And the Admiral continued, “Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.  Are there any questions?”

  At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired:

“How much for a season pass?”

God bless the Marine Corps

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