{"id":1727,"date":"2025-04-21T11:15:19","date_gmt":"2025-04-21T15:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/?p=1727"},"modified":"2025-04-21T11:16:17","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T15:16:17","slug":"to-funny-not-to-share","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/?p=1727","title":{"rendered":"To funny not to share"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not sure where this came from or if it is even true.\u00a0 But if it isn&#8217;t true, it should be!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">It took an Israeli Sense of Humor at United Nations to set the record straight.<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.<\/div>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">A representative from Israel began: \u201cBefore beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, \u201cWhat a good opportunity to have a bath?\u201d\u00a0 Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.\u00a0\u00a0A Palestinian had stolen them!<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, &#8220;What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren&#8217;t even there then.\u201d<\/div>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">The Israeli representative smiled and said, &#8220;And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not sure where this came from or if it is even true.\u00a0 But if it isn&#8217;t true, it should be! &nbsp; It took an Israeli Sense of Humor at United Nations to set the record straight. An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-political"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1727"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1729,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions\/1729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}