{"id":1271,"date":"2016-03-01T14:25:12","date_gmt":"2016-03-01T18:25:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/?p=1271"},"modified":"2016-03-01T14:27:04","modified_gmt":"2016-03-01T18:27:04","slug":"hillary-goes-to-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/?p=1271","title":{"rendered":"Hillary goes to the doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that<br \/>\nshe&#8217;s pregnant..<\/p>\n<p>She is furious.. Here she is &#8212; in the middle of her<br \/>\nelection campaign &#8212; now this has happened to her!<\/p>\n<p>She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming:<br \/>\n&#8220;You bastard! How could you have let this happen?<br \/>\nWith all that&#8217;s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant!<\/p>\n<p>How could you? I can&#8217;t believe this! I&#8217;ve just found out I&#8217;m five weeks<br \/>\npregnant and it&#8217;s all your fault! &#8230; Well, what have you got to say?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.<\/p>\n<p>She screams again, &#8220;Did you hear me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Finally, she hears Bill&#8217;s very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Who&#8217;s calling?&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she&#8217;s pregnant.. She is furious.. Here she is &#8212; in the middle of her election campaign &#8212; now this has happened to her! She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: &#8220;You bastard! How could you have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hillary","category-political"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1271"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1272,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271\/revisions\/1272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}