{"id":1265,"date":"2016-02-12T12:22:11","date_gmt":"2016-02-12T16:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/?p=1265"},"modified":"2016-02-12T12:22:11","modified_gmt":"2016-02-12T16:22:11","slug":"trump-and-hillary-are-in-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/?p=1265","title":{"rendered":"Trump and Hillary are in a bar&#8230;&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, &#8220;The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;You mean my lying about Benghazi?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;You mean the massive voter fraud?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;You mean the military not getting their votes counted?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies,<\/p>\n<p>And taking bribes from foreign countries?<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;You mean the drones being operated in our own country without<\/p>\n<p>The Benefit of the law?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it<\/p>\n<p>Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No the other one:&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;The IRS targeting conservatives?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No the other one:&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;Turning Libya into chaos?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No the other one:&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No the other one:&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;Turning our backs on Israel?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No the other one:&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;The joke Iran Nuke deal? &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No the other one:&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;Leaving Iraq in chaos? &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;The DOJ spying on the press?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months<\/p>\n<p>Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;The NSA monitoring citizens&#8217; ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;Threats to all of Bill&#8217;s former mistresses to keep them quiet&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hillary: &#8220;I give up! &#8230; Oh wait, I think I&#8217;ve got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump: &#8220;THAT&#8217;S IT! I almost forgot about that one&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>**********<\/p>\n<p>Everything above is true. Yet she still gets the Democratic votes. Could there be that many stupid people in this country???<\/p>\n<p>Does anyone understand this??? I think we&#8217;re doomed !!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, &#8220;The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal.&#8221; Hillary: &#8220;You mean my lying about Benghazi?&#8221; Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221; Hillary: &#8220;You mean the massive voter fraud?&#8221; Trump: &#8220;No, the other one.&#8221; Hillary: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hillary","category-political"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1265"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1268,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1265\/revisions\/1268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}