{"id":1012,"date":"2013-03-06T08:27:36","date_gmt":"2013-03-06T12:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wb4eje.com\/?p=1012"},"modified":"2013-03-06T08:32:10","modified_gmt":"2013-03-06T12:32:10","slug":"my-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/?p=1012","title":{"rendered":"My Gun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 870 shotgun right in the doorway. I gave it 6 shells, and noticing that it had no legs, even placed it in a chair with wheels to help it get around. I then left it alone and went about my business. <\/p>\n<p>While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it. It hadn&#8217;t rolled itself outside. It certainly hadn&#8217;t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn&#8217;t even loaded itself. <\/p>\n<p>Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and it&#8217;s the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I&#8217;m in possession of the laziest gun in the world. <\/p>\n<p>Alright, well I&#8217;m off to check on my spoons. I hear they&#8217;re making people fat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 870 shotgun right in the doorway. I gave it 6 shells, and noticing that it had no legs, even placed it in a chair with wheels to help it get around. I then left it alone and went about my business. While I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political","category-second-amendment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1012"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1018,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012\/revisions\/1018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n4rfc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}